October 6, 2010 (published) / September 28, 2012 (posted here)
I suppose in a struggling economy it was morally justifiable to hire crossing guards to stand at little-used crosswalks all day long. Can't be much fun, though.
This cartoon's header references some early or mid- 2000's Fisher ads that had pictures of photogenic students with taglines like "Integrity. We teach it."
Most Fisher residence students will probably recognize this crosswalk, which I modeled directly on the real thing. The building in the background is Keough Hall, while the view is probably out of a window in Murray Hall.