• Underwater. A sign reads, "Warning - Watch for sprinklers". A confused man floats face-to-face with an equally confused fish. The man's "Fish Bowl Burger" is floating from its container, unnoticed.

    Fish Bowl
    October 3, 2007 (published) / May 11, 2012 (posted here)

    Sometimes groundskeepers don't calculate things quite right when they're deciding on the placement and timing for automatic sprinklers. That was the case my freshman year near the on-campus eating spot called the Fish Bowl.

    This work originally appeared in the Cardinal Courier, the award-winning student-run newspaper at St. John Fisher College, between 2007 and 2011.